10 Things Men Wont Say (Added : 10/7/2001 Hits : 5251 Rating: 6 Votes: 5)
Really funny isnt it
Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You (Added : 10/7/2001 Hits : 3233 Rating: 7 Votes: 1)
10. How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back? 9. Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too....
10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd (Added : 10/7/2001 Hits : 4121 Rating: 8 Votes: 4)
10. Likes people that opress him: teachers, parents, principals, police, and authority figures.
9. Is overly enthusiastic about ''Dungeons and Dragons'' and other role playing games.
8. Very familiar with mega-hurtz, wears glasses and, can quote scripture....
Women are like web servers (Added : 3/29/2002 Hits : 4435 Rating: 8 Votes: 6)
400 BAD REQUEST: a rendezvous without flowers
401 UNAUTHORIZED: I''m married
Squizzing Lemon Contest (Added : 5/8/2002 Hits : 3878 Rating: 10 Votes: 1)
Man squizzing leon contest.
New Software: Wife v.1.0 (Added : 9/3/2002 Hits : 4413 Rating: 8 Votes: 6)
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).
If Operating Systems were Airlines (Added : 2/23/2003 Hits : 3023)
Another anonymous usenet joke that's been passed around - but is still quite funny.