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Title: If Microsoft Built Cars II



If Microsoft Built Cars II

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared The computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: if GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they painted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to re-install the engine.

4. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.

5. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

6. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

7. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car''s performance to diminish by 50 percent or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Dept.

8. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

9. You''d press the "start" button to shut off the engine.


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Added on: October 04 2001
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By WeeVaa
October 06 2001
YAY! all flame micro$oft!

By Vantera
October 18 2001
VERY very true! Microsoft has so much potential yet they still manage to make their products as hard to use and as difficult to keep running as possible. What would happen if GM ran Microsoft I wonder?
By Lord Crow
May 20 2002
This is great...find the "If AOL ran a housing community" It's great!
By strexen
June 07 2002
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
By anindito
July 10 2002
read it somewhere, funny huh ;-)
By mduong
July 23 2002
Pretty good. I think both of them have to work harder. In terms of their products, GM has a more reliable product, which doesn't required to update service patch (SP) from time to time or required fives wheels in order to drive it 2003 cars.
By orko3000
July 31 2002
Ohhh maan!!! lol...pleaassee heheh!! Some funny **** on this site..I swear...If Microsoft built cars!! before I drive it...I wont forget to say good bye to my wife??
By MDQ_dam
March 04 2003
Very well... Bye Bill
By Evil Scooter
April 01 2003
Hmmm, yeah...Everyone seems to forget every time MAC OS has a new release every application has to be rewritten to be native to that new version or it doesn't work and with every hardware release you can't use the older OS, you have to go newer which forces you to upgrade ALL of your software because none of it works anymore...where's the MAC flame section?
By Khipset
December 17 2003
If microsoft made cars:
1. Updates and new technologies would be free.
2.The car would have already been thuroughtly tested for stability, reliability and ease.
3.It would run faster and have better acceleration, but would still require STANDARD maintinence.
By mad:kidd
May 10 2004
Get over it.


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